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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Outing sex-workers on the internet. As

Outing sex-workers on the internet.

As part of the flame-war against Alexa DiCarlo and her blog RealPrincessDiaries, someone has started the blog ExposeAHo.blogspot.com and the Twitter account Twitter.com/ExposeAHo; wherein it advocates "outing" sex workers not only virtually but in person to their neighbors, families, etc.

The whole thing has hit tender nerve with me.

Here is the link to an instance back in 2004 where a board member saw fit to out me on a public escort message board in Seattle.

Do you think the board owner or the moderators would have saw fit to delete it and publish a comment on how "outing" sex-works (or their clients) is not cool?

Obviously they did/do not.

Thankfully, being a LONG AGO published Playmate (you know, back when I was 18 years of age, before I had a professional career and children) the negative repercussions where only slightly devastating for me, and then the negative reaction was centered with my professional career.

Would you like to be outed for your sexual choices? That's really sort of a personal thing in this country of Puritanical Standards.

Just saying....

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One woman's nightmare is another's kinky

"JASPER COUNTY, Iowa (CBS/KCCI) An explicit ad placed on Craigslist offering sex with multiple partners has Iowa resident Jody Karns rattled. The problem? Her phone number was listed, but she says she isn't the one who placed the advertisement.

Photo: Jody Karns.

Now she is forced to field calls from total strangers in the middle of the night seeking, well you know what they are seeking.

"I got a phone call at 12:30 from a man who said he was driving to me to meet me because I wanted two men," Karns told CBS affiliate KCCI. "I was scared. I wasn't just going to go to bed and relax. You can't. The first person that called said that he was in his car, driving, coming to see me. And it's like whoa, uh uh."

Karns said that call was just the first of many that started several weeks ago. Her phone records show that minutes later, another call rang and then another.

More than 80 incoming calls, more than 50 text messages and explicit e-mailed photos, all because of an online ad that she said she never placed.

The online ad said Karns was looking for two men to "put this fire out." It ran on the casual adult encounter section on Craigslist. "

One woman's nightmare is another's kinky sex fantasy.

Strange to think of Craigslist personals as "mainstream," but compared to FetLife...

Comment posted on Craigslist Sex Ad Turns into Iowa Woman's Nightmare - Crimesider - CBS News at www.cbsnews.com using Reframe It

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From Twitter 12-30-2009

From My Blog: From Twitter 12-29-2009 http://goo.gl/fb/SLBi
Reading: "Fitting Into Old Jeans Better Than Sex? | CarnalNation"( http://twitthis.com/yhzulj )
I've been in a bit of a funk the last two weeks. My, days short of, 110 year old Mother-in-Law has been succumbing to the extent of her age.
To say I have had plenty of time to prepare for this is a mute point.
A week ago I canceled our plans to spend the New Years Holiday, and celebrate Grandma'ma's 110th B-day (January 3rd) in Venice.
A wheelchair in Venice and carrying her all of 92 pounds up and down steep tight stairwells was just not an enjoyable holiday thought for me
Coupled with the fact I am toting around a very pregnant ultra-tiny Yorkie who's due date eludes me (and makes me VERY nervous).
The point of all this Twitter-yammer, Grandma'ma passed peacefully during her mid-day nap today. Mere days short of being 110 years old.
I am numb.
I lived with my mother's mother age 0-5; with father's mother 5-6; with my own mother from age 6-15; at girls school age 15-18;
I have LIVED the last 22 years of my life with my Mother-in-Law - 10 years longer than I lived with my husband.
She is, by and large, the single most influential person in my life.
As my husband has been deceased for over 10 years now, people regularly ask me "Arn't you lonely." With 8 kids and 3 then 2 then 1 old woman
...in my life, I was NEVER lonely. Actually I would escape from time to time to just find "quiet." My sexual needs have always been met
by the various companions I have taken (I've NEVER been shy about letting my bedmates know I am in the sack for ME just as much as for them)
I sit here "numb" and realize, I am truly "alone" now... but I am too numb to know weather to fear it or embrace the change.
Time to finish sending out announcement emails.
Reading: http://twitthis.com/o2y3v5
Reading: "I say castrate! ~ Administrator accused of soliciting sex"( http://twitthis.com/fbdqqw )
Wow! Just saw an article about Charlie Sheen where they refer to Tiger's adulteresses as "whores". http://tinyurl.com/yk7wzee
Reading: "Calling All Exhibitionists For Sex Instruction Movie | CarnalNation"( http://twitthis.com/in9ukk )
Reading: "Sex in the New Year: My Hopes, Dreams, and Predictions | CarnalNation"( http://twitthis.com/6y62jt )
The tears finally started, and now they won't stop. Why do soooo many questions come to mind when the librarian has retired?
Reading: "define: resolutions - Google Search"( http://twitthis.com/r89ti4 )
Perhaps it's the vodka talking......
So many of the antics of passing day-to-day life seem oh so petty at this moment. Is this what it means to "be mature"?
Let me state for the record, if this is what it means to be initiated into the ranks of adulthood - I say it fucking sucks!
Bringing in the year Twenty Ten is a New Year I shall not soon forget for forgive... Time is not forgiving it is only numbing.
In matter of a few hours I have gone from feelings of "relief" to "numb" followed by "sadness," "fear" clinging to it's heels, now "anger"
Sister R tells me "punishment" is soon to follow. But to "punish" who or what? Myself, others, time, the future? Vodka, more Vodka!
Twitterdom therapy. Twitter should charge for this shit!
I have prepared myself for the loss of this family member for many many years. There is no "preparing" for such.
Please god, just let me pass out SOON!
@AlexaRPD #fauxho @ExposeAHo I am so sorry, but your flame war seems so pointless in light of my 110 yo grandmother's passing.
My you all find peace and a cause worthy of your joint powers of intellect @AlexaRPD #fauxho @ExposeAHo. Gonna go wallow in my own pain now.
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie My deepest sympathies are with you.
RT @UncleMartin88: @SilviaMcKenzie My sincere condolences. May you celebrate her life, not dwell on death.
RT @tinyMember: @SilviaMcKenzie oh, I'm so sorry! That is a long life; i am glad you were able to share happy times at the end. peace.
RT @georgeginis: @SilviaMcKenzie U r kidding right!!! gg:))
RT @georgeginis: @SilviaMcKenzie EMBRACE EMBRACE! Oh ..the change ofcourse...lol ..gg:))
RT @Mcnudde: @SilviaMcKenzie "Alone" is not necessarily bad. Change happens: can you fight the inevitable? Hard lesson for me.
RT @Mcnudde: @SilviaMcKenzie Accept & thrive. Be well.
RT @twervert: @SilviaMcKenzie My condolences; I'm dealing with the 10th anniversary of the passing of someone close to me.
RT @twervert: @SilviaMcKenzie *raises his glass somberly*
I have never been one for "New Year's Resolutions," but in light of the days events, I am thinking I shall start a list of selfish "ideals"

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

From Twitter 12-29-2009

Off to the Vet's soon! So excited and scared at the same time, to see x-ray of puppies inside my mommy dog.
Nervous that puppies are coming sooner than I hope. Mommy dog has been in weird state of restless nesting last 2 days.
I haven't slept well for fear she will go into labor while I am asleep and need medical treatment. I'm a giddy wreck!
Time to get out'ta my house robe.
Ah man, got to my RSS feeds to late and all the good stories are already tweeted to death (*tee hee heee heeeee*)
I am enjoying my WSJ subscription, but their RSS feed is annoying; posting many of the same articles over and over and over and over and....
From My Blog: From Twitter 12-28-2009 http://goo.gl/fb/Yeda
@LadyHotchKiss In my experience, yes, yes they are.
"After all sex work and Disney both work in the realm of the imagination." ~ Cameron at http://tinyurl.com/ybkkcxa
Ugh, I ate too much; but it was good. I need to go back to America because being home in Europa is making me F-A-T!
@AlexaRPD you have to see @brittanycarson bunny avatar.
I need a vodka and to get my butt in gear an finalize one or two of my draft porn-ish blog posts.
Reading: http://twitthis.com/klkh2h
Rethinking that last Tweet... Is there such thing as "porn-ish"
RT @JohnnyBravo66: @davenavarro6767 headed there as well.. where can I find a lactating escort?....haha
@JohnnyBravo66 @davenavarro6767 I know a lactating escort...
So wishing I was going to the AVN in ... just days
I am a cheap Mistress! Tiger's mistress mess is estimated at costing endorsors $5-$12 BILLION.
From My Blog: Fresh on my kinky sex porn-ish RSS feed deliver line... http://goo.gl/fb/rXwM
From My Blog: Camel Toe Rope Panties! http://goo.gl/fb/X7GH
@davenavarro6767 I just couldn't resist when I saw it pop up on my Search Stream! *giggle*
@agent_wasabi No that's not right... the original article says it estimates "$5-$12" billion. Huge diff between 5 and 12 BILLION
Cripes, people can't even get their gossip straight... nerdowells unite!
@agent no worries - just the phenominal difference between 5 and 12 BILLION. It's simply outrageous! Think what "good" that money could do!
@agent_wasabi In a perfect world - eh?
RT @tinyMember: @SilviaMcKenzie My dear, there is nothing Cheap (or Tawdry) about you! ;) RT @SilviaMcKenzie I am a cheap Mistress!
@tinyMember ~blush, blush~
Just added 6 "new to me" escorts to my http://tinyurl.com/yb9f83r twitter list.
@agent_wasabi I with you on that!
Just got a text from my pet-sitter in the PacNW letting me know it's snowing huge heavy flakes. (It's 50ish and raining here - yuk)
Reading: "Are You Having A Same-Sex Wedding? - As Seen On News 9 Story - WMUR Manchester"( http://twitthis.com/r6rus2 )
Reading: "Report: Bing, Yahoo block porn in India"( http://twitthis.com/2srvtt )
Reading: http://twitthis.com/sgqiyi
Reading: "The Condom Depot ban and hypocrisy - ESPN"( http://twitthis.com/psh8xj )
Reading: "Pre-marital sex: The pro side"( http://twitthis.com/x7osv6 )
@alexwin1902 International Law.... now THAT is "hot"
Reading: "Operation Bombshell: Striptease Lessons for Military Wives | CarnalNation"( http://twitthis.com/kp5p49 )

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Camel Toe Rope Panties!

I want a pair of these made with super soft bondage rope, with a ring both center-front and center-back -- in white would be real nice.

So who out there is the craft rope panty tailor. I promise to TRY and stand still while you "fit me."

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Fresh on my kinky sex porn-ish RSS feed deliver line...

...is The Kinky Courtesan.

"She's" got my legs spread and my "pink berry" jumping off the computer screen.

Now don't get your pee-pees all stiff -- I don't get the feeling that she is a "pay for play" girl... Hmmm, on the other hand, hard-on's stampeed!

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From Twitter 12-28-2009

From My Blog: From Twitter 12-27-2009 http://goo.gl/fb/6glf
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie The words Guinea Pig" and SilviaMcKenzie will never go together. I think "Test Bunny" is more fitting :o)
RT @Poohbear98188: @My_Oh_Mia @SilviaMcKenzie To be a valid test will require multiple permutations. So maybe Energizer Bunny? lol
RT @NaughtyReviews: "An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." --Aldous Huxley
@Naughty_Nita Has a haught! Twitter Avatar!
RT @Naughty_Nita: @SilviaMcKenzie Thanks hun . . . so is yours!
Got to find a Vet tomorrow who will x-ray (or whatever) my ultra-tiny Yorky and tell me how may pups and if she can have them naturally
Silvia-McKenzie "ass"ets... http://twitxpic.com/2491
Silvia-McKenzie "Mam-a-gram"... http://twitxpic.com/2492
RT @georgeginis: @SilviaMcKenzie Good luck!!!! george:)))
Responding to: "Falling in Love with a Provider by Ronin on TRB"( http://twitthis.com/rp4ox5 )
RT @MsSamber: @kimberleecline Have I missed something? I follow @AlexaRPD and dont recall her doing anything that would harm Me ...
Welcome to the SilviaMcKenzie Twitterdom @spwey @doggiejames @5thFreedom
Tinkering with new Male bondage buckle corset belt, elbow cuffs, collar, KTB to belt lead, posture control line that goes collar to belt.
Needless to say my day-dreaming tinkering has my pussy all hot and slippery...
Having a hell of a time getting my HotTweeters.com account to sync with my Twitter.com account -- grrrrr.
RT @tinyMember: @SilviaMcKenzie gee, that made me wonder if you have an anatomically correct mannequin to help hold everthing in place =)
@tinyMember I WISH! And where I am at currently, a human mannequin is just not "doable" (*wink*)
I do need a human mannequin to work out the mental kinks in my theory behind having the collar tethered to the belt for posture control...
...yet still neatly snuggled underneath a buttoned shirt collar and tie. I am thinking the wider collar, but I need to have a D-ring added..
...as a tab to the top edge of the collar, allowing the D-ring to be possitioned just above the collar/tie's edge, allowing the tether to...
...fold over the edge in a rather tailored sort of way. ~thumbs through phonebook looking for leather worker/tailor~
RT @WickedBitch: Here's another pic of how sweet she is-http://twitpic.com/vi9jn
Sheesh! Waited all day for phone call from Vet, just checked email and voila, there was the appt info.
Full body scanners at USA inbound international airport security stations http://tinyurl.com/y9gwgfh Will this make my return "difficult"
@Naughty_Nita I thought TwitPic didn't allow "nudity" photos? Only TwitXPic... ?
Yoono FireFox plugin won't stay logged in to Twitter... and it's soooo irritating.
ReFrameIt Blogger plugin STILL returns a 500 Internal Server Error with promise of ASAP repair
Is it just me or did a lot of internet based apps, plugins and tools go to crap over the holiday? Frustrated am I.
@Naughty_Nita That's what I thought too. Was hoping you knew something I didn't... Oh well.
@Naughty_Nita But you can tell I surfing your photos --- eh!!!! *glee*
RT @Paramour425: @silviamckenzie honestly it has me really concerned.
@Paramour425 Sister K is returning before me, and will report to me the moment's nature of security.
@Paramour425 The whole thing gave me nightmares last night.
@Paramour425 Think a litter of puppies would help? (*giggle*)
@Paramour425 She is HUGE and has started "restless nesting". Vet's in the morning, but I am guessing NewYear's week babies....
Upgraded to Yoono 7 for firefox, reloaded firefox, rebooted computer. Now Twitter via Yoono "expires" seconds after Twitter authorization
Have use the Yoono "reconnect" button for Twitter 3 times and it continues to "expire" within seconds. Grrrr!
@Paramour425 I am checking on the newborn aspect tomorrow as well.
I can just see myself wheelchair-ing a 110 year old woman with a litter of micro puppies in her lap on to a very long flight.
Oh and that's not to forget the 8 children I have in tow....
Fortunately I am here with only 3 of my micro dogs (the three "little" dogs are with an honorary Aunt back in the states)
@Paramour425 You on Valium, hmmmmmm
OK, using Twitter through Yoono sucks!!! And I was loving it for my RSS, Gmail and Yahoo Mail. *hmph*
Pups must be confined until they are 3mo old, then vaccinated for Rabies; then confined for 30 days after Rabies Vac.
The whole @AlexaRPD @ExposeAHo #fauxho thing is not only childish, but catagorically insanely out of hand.
Welcome to the SilviaMcKenzie Twitterdom @autoracer66 @pnoirb @Smudged
Well, I wanted to make a blog post before bedtime, but got too busy surfing infant pet import laws. Signing off.
In Europa we use the term "Bizarre Lady" for kink, fetish, BDSM, domination niche escorts; what are they called in America? That's not snide
Reading: "Brothel owner plans to hire men to service women"( http://twitthis.com/9pwtz8 )
From My Blog: Gigolo Las Vegas Brothel http://goo.gl/fb/ubwH
@jennydemilo I was outted on a Seattle message board some 4-5 years ago - the board admin did not delete it either.
@jennydemilo For me it was only partially damaging, as I am a published Playboy Italia Playmate, but it did affected my professional career.
@jennydemilo Re-state that last line... "It did [negatively] affect my professional career."
Perhaps that is (partially) why this whole @AlexaRPD and @jennydemilo thing rubs me so wrong, in so many ways.
It's not private knowledge that I don't take sex-workers seriously, nor do I trust them at less than arm's length -- Lessons learned suck!
Thing about being a sex-worker is being able to not only create fantasy but BE fantasy; which translates to a great extent as being "faux"
But then the debate at hand is more complicated than just being "a faux ho" is it not?
That was a rhetorical question - not meant to be answered.
I don't really give a rat's ass about prostitutes bitching about who is faux, who this or who that... it's when threats of outing ...
people who are, for all intent and purpose, exchanging sex for money, which is illegal (for the most part), that really irritates
...the be-jesus out of me. Makes me push sex-workers even further away that I already had.

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Monday, December 28, 2009

Gigolo Las Vegas Brothel

Question is though, is this really a Rooster-2-Hen idea, or Cock-2-Cock?
Fun concept either way (IMHO) (in my humble opinion)

In as little as three weeks, the Shady Lady Ranch brothel plans to launch a live-action sociology experiment that could open a whole new market for the state's legal bordellos or destroy the industry altogether. ~ ReviewJournal.com

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From Twitter 12-27-2009

From My Blog: From Twitter 12-26-2009 http://goo.gl/fb/i2sz
RT @Paramour425: Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm http://bit.ly/MwIa7
From My Blog: Sexual Package Check http://goo.gl/fb/6g40
Writers block... where's the vodka, that usually snaps me out of it...
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie Best cure for writers block is a long walk.
and here I thought it was S-E-X and vodka, in no particular order, singularly or in combination @Poohbear98188
Ah, I'm gonna go surf condos for sale in Denver, Co.
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie As a scientist we need emprical evidence.We need a test to see if sex & vodka is better :o)
@Poohbear98188 Can I volunteer as guinea pig for the sex/vodka writer's block aid test? Or will that only prove another Silvia-McKenzie-ism!
Sex is like sugar - you crave it, it melts in your mouth, it makes your spit thick and sticky.

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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Sexual Package Check

In my vast experience, 50 / 50, either men easily and automatically submit to a sexually powerful woman, or they seem to be fighting it the whole way.

Is it the male ego that is struggling for the attention the cock is getting? I mean really, why fight it at all? If a woman wants to ravish your cock, shouldn't you pay her the respect and shut-up, lie there, and like it? Well, at least I for one think you should! ~~~ sorta ~~~

One of my favorite tests with a sexcapade partner is to casually, with sensuality and seduction, "package check" him at the door. A man whose body stiffens in defense or "attacks" me is most likely going to be one I am fighting for sexual control with the entire encounter. Whereas one who gets a look of shock or quasi-fright in his eyes, or the eyes roll up in his head all together, now that is the one that will most likely follow my que and make like sticky-boy-goo in my hands.

I have never been one for tip-toeing on glass when there is something (sexual) that I want. That's not to say I charge him at the door, stick my tongue down his throat and claw his trousers open before the door is locked... All that sort of character-actions prove is that the girl doesn't know how to seduce a man, so she just throws her physical wares at him so he won't notice, right off, he is missing a major part of the big sex picture. All that being said "in my humble opinion" of course.

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From Twitter 12-26-2009

Craving my lover and Dim Sum (sp?)
From My Blog: From Twitter 12-25-2009 http://goo.gl/fb/QZwZ

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

From Twitter 12-25-2009

http://twitpic.com/v7xjy - monkey kisses
From My Blog: monkey kisses http://goo.gl/fb/SKoz
Listened to my Father and Uncle speak of their time served in the Vietnam War 1-10 years prior to American involvement.
My Father was on-board war plane mechanic. Uncle survived ground war fare to be promoted through the ranks and live to tell his story today.
The word "intense" puts the story mildly (I cannot begin to imagine living through it). The knowledge makes my life entirely insignificant.
The Christmas, New Year's holiday period seems to free otherwise "tight-lipped" people to "free-their-souls." I am thankful I am...
...a well-eared daughter. I am also thankful that I am accepted by my family for "who" I am.
I fear I may need to listen to 110 years of stories over the next few weeks, or have them lost to speculation forever...

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Friday, December 25, 2009

monkey kisses

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Testicle Worship...

It's long-standing knowledge that I am fascinated with testicles. Feeling them roll under trousers, beneath the weight of my palm, as the owner drives or sits through dinner. I love their weight, the way the skin of the sack contracts and expands, seeming to practically crawl like a life-force all their own. Burring my face in them and sucking the thin warm flesh up my nose; the weight of them on my eyelids when I crawl between a kneeling man's legs. But most of all, I dream of fucking them, or at least trying to.

I am fortunate in having an amenable friend that glowingly volunteers for any testicle play I can possibly dream up.

Sitting naked at his computer after shooting a photo set, my eyes were affixed to the heavy state of lull his testicles displayed dangling over the edge of his chair. In a mode of sheer self-entertainment I fondled them. Holding, cupping, jiggling them like jello in my palm, nuzzling into them.

You see, warming a man's sack causes it to weigh heavy in your hands, as it elongates the balls sag lower and lower. I cannot help but relate it to watching my grandmother straining and compressing cheese curds into cheesecloth cheese balls (yummy stuff, by the way).

As his sack elongated (and his cock began to stretch) I started trussing him, effectively trapping his balls in his sack. Once trussed around the base, and licking and suckling on them, I was able to warm the sack considerably until finally the balls would line up one behind the other so I could manipulate them to where I could suck them both into my mouth. This makes my jaw ache deliciously at the hinge points. You see, time spent conditioning the testicles this way prepares them for being sucked one at a time into a condom. The condom quasi-effectively holds them in a limber-line, making them somewhat easier to push into a well lubed, and stretched, pussy.

My ultimate goal was being able to fuck his balls.

When I was finally able to get the ball sack lengthened enough, and sucked into the condom, we rolled our chairs facing one another, my legs went up on the arms and back of his and he rolled my chair butt up again his. From this vantage point we were able to feed his balls into my pussy, he could massage my clit while I stroked his cock and he used his legs and feet to roll his chair back and forth, essentially fucking me with his balls.

Sad ending to this story, with all the play getting him ready, we were both so hot that we came with very little effort, meaning we shall have to do it again, sooner over later!

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From Twitter 12-23-2009

RT @shitmydadsays: "You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit it craps out
RT @shitmydadsays: "Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it just fucked you
RT @shitmydadsays: "It's just a fucking June bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
RT @Paramour425: @SilviaMcKenzie Bad link for your wishlist
@Paramour425 Yeh, I fell back asleep. I'll work on it again at 2am (my restless hour as of late)
RT @boytoy97: st. nick shall have a few gifts waiting for you upon your return ;)
Has @boytoy97 been seXmas toy shopping? Or cyber-fondling pretty pretty butt plugs for my arse? Either way - GRAND!
Filthy Fantasies http://carnalnation.com/content/41863/11/filthy-fantasies via @CarnalNation
When one wants sex and it's not readily at hand - what's she to do? Surf the internet!
Should work on getting that damn "Online Wish List" widget back up and running -- me and my stupid, bright ideas. Hmph.
Nahhh, I think I will sit and read the WSJ online and totally kill my need-for-sex-mood. (Damned "pond" anyways)
Golly goodness! It just dawned on me -- it's phreaking Wednesday. No wonders I'm so horney. Ack! I've been "programmed."
Every other day should be Wednesday. Or at least every other, other, every day... (wasn't meant to make sense)
I started putting screenshots on my blog. Now I notice the trend is getting picked up (like I was the first escort to put it into practice)
My query, what screenshot program do You use? I use "Jing" in all my online facets, and it's marvelous.
OK, back to my regularly schedule program of being obsessed with needing S-E-X. At this rate it's going to culminate in the need to fuck.
My TweetDeck isn't reloading (so I'm forced to log in to Twitter.com). Is it just me? Or is TweetDeck "having a minute?"
Welcome to the @SilviaMcKenzie Twitterdom @hkbphoto @Sashiminimi @ttrapmode @7zero2 @blacks31 @JohnRMcShane @Genorust @don90028
Welcome to the @SilviaMcKenzie Twitterdom @videofred @NelsonOcasio @247grant @tinymember @carlosmuntu @beriansyah @martyk @yicsowntwill
Welcome to the @SilviaMcKenzie Twitterdom @ChristianSIN @monimir @drivenpro @robmuadib @legman69 @Jonsey_BCU @On_Rico @shawndesouza
Welcome to the @SilviaMcKenzie Twitterdom @johnnycakeryan @6seeks9 @weewillie @peter7j @DrBruceL @Hazy33 @TheDailyTell @ChefBenBailly
Welcome to the @SilviaMcKenzie Twitterdom@sexiestsnatch @PaulGoldman123 @GrantMatterson @JerseyCouple @GoogleSnipr @bishopSpastik @gobjobs
Welcome to the @SilviaMcKenzie Twitterdom @Keith_Humphrey @wife2seduce @jeepc1988 @valeriocascia @nirvan5a @m007k1111 @docvalium
Welcome to the @SilviaMcKenzie Twitterdom @rfernandez23 @NZSexClub @spwey @dude98053
There, I'm done hit the end of the "New Followers" column on my TweetDeck. Appologies if I missed any "civilians"
Skipped sending out "Hi's" to sex-worker followers -- sorta toss you all into one big Merry seXmas pile. (Gotta give the civies their luv)
Call it my once in a moment Hump Day spread the Love thingy (cause this girl isn't gett'n any lov'n today) (*pooh*)
*Giggle* nothing like making a blog post bragging about my sex life, just to Twitter complaining that I'm not getting any (at the moment)
@SarahBlakeInc BE CAREFUL!!!
@MisTrixMsE I envy you... well... in that when I drink the saltwater I puke. Gets it cleans out something... Are there puke slaves?
@MisTrixMsE --- it's a rhetorical question (statement).
Nothing like scat, puke, and the Wall Street Journal online to put a damper on the cravings for sex...
Finger tap, finger tap, finger tap... Damper lifted. Back to craving S-E-X.
Video: Man Cuts Off Testicles to Avoid Cheating on Wife http://bit.ly/4tQKrU via @CarnalNation
For a woman with a SERIOUS testicle fetish, my previous Tweet makes me shake my head - for multiple reasons.
RT @Sindulgence: Yes I'm texting and tweeting while I ride your cock. Do you have a problem with that?
@Sindulgence Your so NAUGHTY. Love it!
RT @boytoy97: nothing worse than being all hot and bothered at work and not being able to do anything about it!
@boytoy97 Ahhhh, slip into the mens' room and "touch it"! Come on... go "touch it."
RT @stunningsummer: ok porn kiddies the judge in LA rejected the request for manditory use of condoms on sets.
RT @stunningsummer: Fyi 3700 std cases in 5 yr in the industry
@stunningsummer ~cringe~ ~shudder~
I want a suite on this "Cougar Cruise" http://bit.ly/7DTeEp via @CarnalNation
I'll pretend I'm "40" if you pretend your "21" (wonder which "pretender" they'll belive)
Damn typo-possessed fingers!
The Porn Industry has made anal sex requests a popular request by clients of sex-workers. You'd think they could make condoms "popular"
...sure it's all in theory. I know I, for one, salivate at the sight of condoms -- reasoning -- "I know I'm gonna get me some cock"
I don't get the whole male disdain for condoms, a little lube on the head and shaft, slip that sucker on. You know your gonna get screwed.
I just cannot enjoy myself completely without the condom. It's my "mental safety net." Damn brain. A big sex organ indeed!
RT @boytoy97: ok you convinced me, got a few ideas of what i am going to think about!
RT @boytoy97: cock is hard, i am lightheaded
@boytoy97 Such a good boy you are! "Touch it" and "Touch it" good!
@boytoy97 Undoubtedly!!!
~contentedly stirs vodka laden cafe' au lait de' cocao with peppermint candy cane, dazzing away at the dissolving candy stripes~
vodka and coffee at 11:30pm - 30 minutes to the start of seXmas Eve!!!!!
I know I got compliments on the new black and grey blog background, but... but... but... it's just too dark for me. So I changed it
to a background that hints at my favorite color. Can you guess what it is?
Just dawned on me the reason why the candy cane in my coffee is the first I've had thus far ~~ Ms. Monkey Butt is asleep and can't steal it.
There now my blog colors better reflect not only my favorite colors but my sultry but sparkly personality.
Now my blog colors better reflect not only my favorite colors but my sultry but sparkly personality; changed my TweetDeck too match-ish
Noticed jump in my Alexa dot com page rank, can't help but wonder if my Alexa (RPD) comments and post had anything to do with it (*giggle*)
Santa won't take me off the "Nicely Naughty List" for being a smarty-pants... or will he? I'm sweating it (for the moment that it lasts...)
It is officially 10 minutes into seXmas eve here on the Mediterranean. Merry seXmas one and all!!!
RT @mistressmatisse: Always so amusing when I get hate-mail that's a) really wimpy and b) uses pseudo-psychological terms incorrectly.
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie I think you misunderstand the no condom allure for men. Men want something "special" that others dont get
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie That's why *some* men pressure ladies to do something not on the menu. They want to be "the one".
@Poohbear98188 You know, and that's probably why I have never been "pressured" for such. The men I am with know how MY mind works and
...that condoms are a Pavlov's Dog syndrome for me. I mean the sex really it is "All about ME" isn't it @Poohbear98188 (*wink* *giggle*)
And "No" @Poohbear98188, I "misunderstood" nothing of the sort.
I received a condescending mention from some "girl" insinuating I am making Twitter the new Craigslist - I mean WTF (jealousy?)
RT @SarahBlakeInc: RT: Some people are such LOSERS!!! Just because I'm in porn doesn't mean I want to suck your nasty ass c**k!
@SarahBlakeInc YOU are too damn funny! I have always imagined you most likely have cocks charging at you head on when your out in civy life
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie I stand corrected. I should have realized you were an expert on the fragile male ego. lol
Wrong again, @Poohbear98188 , you took something I said about me and my views on condoms and "tryied" to make it about men...
But if I say so myself, @Poohbear98188, think I have a pretty darn exceptional handle on the "fragile male ego."
I just don't put up with any man trying to turn something that's about ME into something FOR him (*wink*) @Poohbear98188
@Poohbear98188 There's nothing harppie or ill intended by that... It's a Silvia-McKenzie-ism.
And Silvia-McKenzie's sexuality will not be repressed, suppressed or pushed aside for the likes of anybody, male, female or other-gender.
@Poohbear98188 I truly hope none of that comes across sour, as it surely is not meant to.
Just clarifying the position of Silvia-McKenzie, in the bed sack, for anybody who is interested in the knowledge.
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie Silly, I know, b/c what she does with one she will do with many.
and that statement @Poohbear98188 may be true for sluts, but it is not for a self-righteous wench like me (*wink*)
So you two, @tinymember and @Poohbear98188, are telling me there are a number of escorts, of all calibres,
@tinymember and @Poohbear98188, that will allow getting pressured into having unprotected sex with clients
@tinymember and @Poohbear98188, just to make the "fragile male ego" feel like IT is "the one." That IS a sad state of affairs indeed.
Then let it be known @tinymember @Poohbear98188, that @SilviaMcKenzie does not fall for the pressures of the "fragile male ego." (*giggle*)
RT @LothariodeSade: @SilviaMcKenzie Miss Silvia... sexual update for my Professor... I have been doing my homework... promise
RT @LothariodeSade: @SilviaMcKenzie I am "tied up" as I type this ;) Will listen to your fantastic podcasts in a few,
RT @LothariodeSade: @SilviaMcKenzie but I have to report on my learnings...
@LothariodeSade Good Man! NOTE: there are two type of podcasts put out "by" me. The GREEN button ones are in my voice, the WHITE button ones
... are computer generated human-voice-quality (those are the buttons on my blog, as for iTunes, read the description at download...)
RT @tinymember: @SilviaMcKenzie a 'number'? No, 160 char is too short to say that there are a number of
RT @tinymember: @SilviaMcKenzie PURPORTED 'classy' ones.. Truly High Caliber won't.
@tinymember I thought perhaps this string was getting a little confused. I have been sitting here thinking - "NO WAY! Just, no, way."
Guess I should put a "podcast button clarification" on my blog somewhere... Oh things to do, things to do.
RT @tinymember: @SilviaMcKenzie btw, since you're timezoned away, and half a night closer: Buon Natale to a truly Classy Lady!
RT: @poohbear98188: just to make the "fragile male ego" feel like IT is "the one." RT @tinymember: More like "Manipulate" the male ego.
@tinymember (*giggle, giggle, giggle*)
My definition of submission varies greatly from the West Coast [attitude]... A Modest Complaint http://bit.ly/8667hS via @CarnalNation
From My Blog: Varying understanding of submission... http://goo.gl/fb/UOH4

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Varying understanding of submission...

Perusing my RSS feeds and came across an article regarding the vast difference in the understanding of [attitude toward] 'submission' on the West Coast as compared to Chicago... and the following excerpt really struck me:

I do not wish to split hairs, but it seems like my definition of submission varies greatly from the Bay Area norm. It would appear that submissives here are either only willing to serve if their kinks are being fully tended to (what I would call more of a barter system) or only when they “feel like it” (I have actually been told this twice already, “I don’t feel submissive today.”). Some have been so intent on perfection that they will argue on what is the best way to "serve." Beat me, fuck me, and maybe I'll do your dishes? Beat me and fuck me and maybe I’ll do your dishes if I feel like it? Beat me and fuck me and let me tell you how? Or nothing at all except an expectation that I should drop everything to hang out with a person who has not even served me properly yet? In any case, none of these approaches is about making my life easier, a fundamental component of servitude. Once my life is easier, everyone’s life, including the submissive’s, will be more pleasant. ~ Eve Minax

You can read the entire article at CarnalNation

As you already know, or should if you follow my blog at all, is that I do not identify with being a Professional Dominatrix one tiny bit (still can't quite wrap my head around "it" even). What I am is a sexually dominant woman, that shares her own sexual kinks (slather them all over ya if you'll "let" me) and gleefully wallows in the sexual kinks of her chosen bed-mate ---- when and where I am in control ---- there is nothing sexually submissive about me. One of my fetishes is sexual submission by my male or female bed-mate(s). It's a fetish for me, not a "lifestyle" this or that (can't quite get my head wrapped around that concept either -- sounds sorta, well just, silly and less than practical to me...).

Regardless of my confusing to most, sexual proclivities, position the article struck home with me.

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From Twitter 12-22-2009

From Twitter 12-21-2009 http://goo.gl/fb/StPO
An example of YouTube taking censorship a bit overboard.
http://reframeit.com/c/1obv3EDdWqj
RT @Paramour425: @silviamckenzie We men always are rather sneaky when it comes to sex :-)
@Paramour425 YOU would 'identify" with the 'little man'! My poor little girl is soooo prego. I see syringe feedings in my future (and yours)
"The Little Black Book" -- why oh why? Men put their lives on the line with escorts that kee... http://reframeit.com/c/5QndSKEk82L
RT @Paramour425: @silviamckenzie when I get you pregnant you'll know just how sneaky I can be :-)
naughty, Naughty, NAUGHTY man alert!
Great Client Sex for Escorts... Myth or ... http://goo.gl/fb/yW6S
Sleepy time for this girl. Night night cyberdom, Twitterdom, Bloggerdom, and all the doms. Merry almost seXmas!
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie My antidote for worrying about being in little black books: Be single & self employed.
Ah, no wonders we get on so well, @Poohbear98188, I use the same system for being a companion (wink)
Being the totally politically incorrest sort I am... http://goo.gl/fb/gXK1
RT @pbeazley: @AlexaRPD No kidding... Don't worry, you're like Santa and aliens to me. I want to believe.
From My Blog: Online Wish List http://goo.gl/fb/Trtn

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Being the totally politically incorrect sort I am...

...and a total love bunny that skootches as far to the perimeter away from banshees on a rampage (but still close enough to get an eye-full) as she can -- I am "pulling" my recent "Brain-o-gasm" category until the whole Alexa, Real Princess Diaries, affair blows over.

Damn waist of a perfectly good promotion idea for fellow gentleman's companions that I think give good ~~head~~ brain.

~ bows head and quietly moves to the outer ring of viewing seats ~

Damn I'm such a conflict among sex-workers avoiding wiener! (*snort* *giggle* *snort*)

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Great Client Sex for Escorts... Myth or ...

With a bit too much down-time over the last few days (sitting on my butt in a hospital room) I have had time to mull over a particular insinuation that haunts the "escort industry" and is an aspect of focus in the "Alexa Affair" -- that escorts cannot repeatedly, the majority of the time, in reality, have self-fullfilling sex-capades with clients.

I admit, I've had quite a bit of mediocre random sex; but back then my goal was not self-fulfilling quality sex, it was getting back in the game after having come out of Mourning for my husband. It was during this stage that I made my first, last, only "tour" to a city not far from my home-base -- it was a less than satisfying experience and a memory I should put down in writing -- some day.

Mind you, even though the mass majority of the sex during that phase was mediocre for me, there was some crazy good sex mixed in - most often with the regular gentleman friend. It was later, after my last pregnancy, when I started targeting elite-gentlemen, that the personally satisfying quality of the sex lept up across the board. In all honesty, there wasn't a stitch of mediocre in the lot -- but, I believe, there's a definite reason why.

The "elitist" phase is what I refer to as the "Fallon Delicio Days." FDD was a period where I calculated the finest of screening details in order to meet only the uber-compatible gentleman (admittedly my minimum time-block was 3 hours with a commensurate fee for my time, but the detailed screening, among other things, was highly laborious). I put into effect a secure contact form; an encrypted send and receive email system; "Non-Disclosure Agreement," an unheard of in the industry, well outside of the box, identity privacy policy and screening process; a mandatory deposit requirement; and a behavioral and intimate profiling worksheet that took most potential clients an hour or more to complete -- not to forget the financial outlay on my part for the marketing campaign just to potentially put myself under the nose of the person I wanted to bear my sexuality to. And, I succeeded, magnificently so -- the men were phenomenal, the sex was self-fulfilling for me and absolutely amazing.

With these men I shared not only their views of sexuality, romance, and ego-stroking but also an inquisitive look into their kinks, muddling in fetishes, and dabbling in bedroom BDSM, but, the best part, MY need to seduce, and I mean really seduce, tease, torment, flirt, and share My romantic albeit less than "normal" sexual desires. Never once, during or after an encounter, was I shunned, told or made to feel like I was a phreak, or any other adverse reaction to my sexuality. That's not to say there weren't a couple of hickups here and there, but I screened my introductions for compatibility so painfully that I ~~believed~~ knew they were ready to giggle as they rolled with the punches, and not sweat the bumps, but embrace the challenges that may occur -- you could say I screened to ensure the FDD experience was what they were up for.

And you see, here I sit reflecting, the old-world-style Mistress of the best of the best of those, the best, of men -- with a personally satisfying sex life that would make any man or woman green with envy. Got my cake and I'm eating it too!

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From Twitter 12-21-2009

From Twitter 12-20-2009 http://goo.gl/fb/PNMC
Oh, golly, for some reason the Internet connection here is ultra-pokey today. Makes Twittering and further muddling up my website difficult
Wanted to dip into my FetLife emails, but this slow Internet connection is killing me. So slow it won't even load my TweetDeck time-lines.
Hot Dr.! Wholly smokes, where has he been hiding. Come to me Mr. Dr. Man ~fluttering eyelashes~
The "Serious" Side of "Dominatrix" http://goo.gl/fb/NWnf
RT @AlexaRPD: Damn, my system's running slow today. Don't know if it's here or on the other end. Grrr.
@AlexaRPD I just complained my is as well... it's a cyber glitch running in a circle around the earth through SanFran and Nice, Fr...
B�O.G� - Alexa Di Carlo http://goo.gl/fb/0xVK
Solidifying the reasons why I have never attended Meet and Greet Parties. http://goo.gl/fb/JFuZ
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie "Yeabutt" if you went to a M & G in Seattle I could see you again. Besides, that was in Texas...
@Poohbear98188 I'll give you your very own Greet the Meat --- oops, I mean Meet and Greet
Warm milk and cookies at 4:30 am - mmmm
My 4" tall 3.25lbs AKC purebred teacup Yorkie is pregnant by my 4.5" tall 3lbs AKC Yorkie male. Poor little thing is getting huge and she
...has weeks to go. I am guessing there are 3 pups in there, too early for an X-ray. Tiny, tiny, tiny girl, hopefully ultra-tiny pups for
ease in birthing. My female is from Velvet Touch Kennel and my male from Goldies Yorkies (both have websites). I travel everywhere with them
If you are in the market for an ultra-cute, uber tiny Yorkie for Valentine's, drop me an email. I will publish photos regularly.
No, I do not normally breed my tiny companions, but the little man was sneaky this go around! I pray no c-section will be needed.

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Solidifying the reasons why I have never attended Meet and Greet Parties.

Reading through my list of RSS feeds and came across the following excerpt:

A Houston toys4tots meet and greet was busted and raided by the cops. A local Houston message and review board was infiltrated by law enforcement for 4 months prior and they busted the party. Peoples faces were splashed all over the news, girls and guys were handcuffed and put in paddy wagons... and hauled away for attending a cocktail party. Now its not illegal to go to a party, its not illegal to say i like hookers and go to a party, its not illegal to say I'm an escort and go to a party. But the Houston cops had spent 4 months building a case against these people. Likely collecting salacious messages on the message board, reviews, naughty incriminating comments and the like. ~ Jenny DeMilo

You can read the " Houston Chronicle's" Police Bust Meet and Greet Party article here.

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The "Serious" Side of "Dominatrix"

Twitterdom, oh Twitterdom, what a source of blogable-ish blatherings.

From my "twin's" Twitter account LaFemmeFetiche list Pro Kink Goddesses I, err, my twin, has noticed many a repeat Twitter post by Mistress Didi directing readers to share (I presume meaning re-tweet and link in blogs) an article entitled "Domme v. dumme," so I decided to pop over and see what it is that she is oh so passionate about.

Mind you, I do not know who Mistress Didi is, never heard of her before, and have not, knowingly, read any of her other propaganda prior to this piece, even her Twitters don't normally attract me. As what is most likely a Silvia-ism-ish self-preservation behavior, I normally avoid staunch-profile Dominatrices. I mean, come on, Sister R is as close to a strict Dominatrix as I can get without breaking out in hysterical laughter (oh, wait, I do, do that with her...). Well, lack of point being, we all know I enjoy embracing my own kinky sexuality and exploiting my sexual fetishes, and am one who has made it a point to learn to play inside of the kinks and sexual fetishes of others.

Sooooo....

Even though I personally think it is written from the perspective of someone who takes the role of "Dominatrix" way too seriously, I still think it's an enlightening read of how the "serious" Dominatrix looks at her "line of work" (mentally blocking her ranking on those she views as inferior, as it comes across as a jealous person with a Greater-than-Thou complex (which isn't necessarily a bad thing when your a staunch-Dominatrix -- the Greater-than-Thou part that is)).

Ah, just give it a read when you have the time, and know, THAT is the sort of sexually dominant woman, Femdom, Femme Domme, I so am NOT.

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From Twitter 12-20-2009

From Twitter 12-19-2009 http://goo.gl/fb/ctGJ
@boytoy97 Been tweaking it... so it's most likely My muddling.
Tweaking my blog, trying to lighten the "load" -- don't be surprised if it's spastic for a bit.

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

From Twitter 12-19-2009

11:00:13: Turn your blog into a book - design, bind, print to soft or hardcover (PDF as well) at Blog2Print http://tinyurl.com/yecehow2Print.com
11:32:05: Reading: "Another Article on Keeping Prostitution Illegal (but then it's on a Puritan Blog too...)"( http://twitthis.com/dyxv2b )
11:48:36: Dining Review vs. Escort Reviews -- I cant help read this a reaffirm my disdain for detailed escort reviews. http://tinyurl.com/yko3hm5
12:00:51: RT @Rachel_Benedict: @SilviaMcKenzie I don't like detailed reviews, either.
12:03:58: @Rachel_Benedict Do you write a blog? I would like the address. If anonymously, please send addy to silvia.mckenzie.navah at gmail dot com
12:17:17: RT @Rachel_Benedict: @lidadawn she was apparently tied up and abused by a cop she met off a personals site...
12:18:13: @Rachel_Benedict Taking that last Tweet of yours totally out of context... It smacked me in the face with it's direct hit to one of my
12:18:33: ...long standing "sex fantasies."
12:19:13: ... sans the part "met off a personals site."
12:19:38: Reality explains why I don't let real people fuck with my "sex fantasies"
13:05:41: RT @boytoy97: love the plug!! it shall be yours babe!
13:06:52: Oh, thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU!!! @boytoy97 (can I *f* you while wearing it?)(*wink* ~naughty grin~) (Don't answer that!)
13:07:16: RT @Rachel_Benedict: @SilviaMcKenzie haha I like the "Reality explains why I don't let real people fuck with my "sex fantasies"
13:07:40: RT @Rachel_Benedict: @JPlayford84 she seemed sure that he was a cop, think maybe he was just trying to get away with a sicko bdsm fantasy
13:08:48: @Rachel_Benedict Should I take offense to the words "sicko bdsm fantasy"? (Guess I just got called a "sicko")(*giggling ass off*)
13:14:33: RT @Rachel_Benedict: lol - I probably just called myself that too ... I should have written "his" rather than "a"
13:15:28: RT @boytoy97: on the contrare!
13:19:19: RT @Rachel_Benedict: I have alot of fantasies some would consider "sick", including the escorting, which I'm making into reality
13:19:48: Ah, @Rachel_Benedict we have yet another commonality between us.
13:20:00: RT @boytoy97: detailed reviews are for the birds!! discretion, a personal interlude is preferable
13:20:30: ~ cyber-snuggling ~ @boytoy97
13:24:31: RT @boytoy97: mmm, never thought of it that way tee hee
13:40:27: @Mistress_Magick #Tudors #Showtime got them a bit ago from iTunes downloaded on iTouch - HOT series!
13:40:57: RT @boytoy97: it is so much fun playing santa when you have a naughty girl!!
13:57:12: RT @JPlayford84: @SilviaMcKenzie What are your sick fantasies?
13:58:32: @JPlayford84 Me? Oh "I" don't think mine are "sick" at all ~ but that doesn't change if "vanilla" people think they are or not (*wink*)
14:36:22: Creation of a New Catagory "Brain-o-gasm Pro-Companions" http://goo.gl/fb/Qwe2
14:57:19: Rachael Benedict ~ "Brain-o-gasm Pro-Companion" http://goo.gl/fb/4ndH
15:02:28: "Brain-o-gasm" Girl http://goo.gl/fb/jccI
15:15:24: RT @JPlayford84: @SilviaMcKenzie Well i know i have odd ones. Some fantasy should remain in my brain.
15:15:45: RT @Poohbear98188: Frustration is when reality falls short of expectation. Either change the reality or the expectation.
15:16:34: @Poohbear98188 Easier said than done darling. I cannot "change" the people that could potentionally screw up my fantasies if allowed to
15:17:22: play in them; and why on earth would I want to change My expectations for the outcome of my own fantasies. That's is self-defeating...
15:17:43: ...and hence entirely unacceptable.
15:18:15: RT @My_Oh_Mia: @SilviaMcKenzie I like the way you think. ;-) Put yourself top o' the list!
15:18:40: @My_Oh_Mia I am flattered to be "listed" at all (~giggle~)
15:24:13: RT @My_Oh_Mia: @SilviaMcKenzie I'm just anglin' to get in your pants,
15:24:26: RT @My_Oh_Mia: @SilviaMcKenzie or at the very least do some retail therapy shopping & champagne. I have no shame :-)
15:25:45: No shame @My_Oh_Mia ? Shame is over-rated! Besides I am sexually attracted to the shameless (*wink*) ~legs fly open~
15:26:51: Sleepy time for this lady... (masturbation station)
16:08:13: RT @My_Oh_Mia: @SilviaMcKenzie Schweet! I'm a B.O.G.? Thank you! Is there a secret handshake & lodge meetings? Fezzes? ;-p
18:08:30: RT @On_Rico: @SilviaMcKenzie oh my! I wana C! lol
22:55:56: RT @tweetmeme Blog by Old-World Mistress, Olympia Escort Courtesan, Portland Escort Courtesan, Seattle Escort C... http://tinyurl.com/q57k42

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Good Girls v. Bad Girls (a photo post)

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Come to me my Pretty Pretty

I have a, personal, thing for butt plugs, and when I saw this one mentioned on CarnalNation I simply had to look it up.

Bring it to me Santa, Please, Please, Please -- you can always mail it! (Silvia-McKenzie Navah PO Box 1277, Longview, WA 98632)

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From Twitter 12-17-2009

09:31:20: @msmakael Tiger doesn't concern me so much, my curiosity is how the wife's brain works. One would think with her background and the manner
09:32:31: @msmakael ...in which they met, she could have predicted the pee-pee's social status. Given that, I would like to think she would be smart
09:33:43: @msmakael ...enough to realize he "chose" her as THE ONE to marry; and from that exploit the "stud" aspect of his womanizing
09:34:37: @msmakael ...as a marketing angle. I would really like to know how HER brain works.
09:37:58: RT @SonicVision: @SilviaMcKenzie @SydneyLorenxxx @SilviaMckenzie mmm yum. Tasty combo.
09:39:10: Ohhhhh, @SonicVision the way @SydneyLorenxxx is built... mmmm, yeh, I could play on that playground for awhile!
09:40:49: Today I got to consult on and "assist" running a brand spanking new languages system for the Palace. I'm floating (nice change).
10:49:12: @belledejour_uk got me giggling with blog post of Dec 2, what people say v what people mean: post-coming out edition http://tinyurl.com/w90v
10:50:42: In one quip @belledejour_uk states: When someone says: "Stories like this glamourise a trade that enslaves and kills women."
10:51:11: What they mean is: "I don't actually know the difference between the separate issues affecting call girls, massage parlours, brothels,
10:51:26: and streetwalkers, and I'm not going to bother finding out."
10:52:28: I would have added mention to the "underground sexual slavery market" (Russians and Asians are notorious for this)
10:54:02: Kuddos @belledejour_uk
10:56:28: es, yes, I am catching up on my sex-blog reading this evening. My reading list you ask: @AlexaRPD and realprincessdiaries;
11:00:36: belledejour-uk.blogspot; @jennydemilo jennydemilo.blogspot; @msmakael mmakaelnewby.blogspot; @Paramour425 Paramour425.blogspot
11:02:31: @mistressmatisse mistressmatisse.blogspot and I am sure I have missed one or two of my fav sex-blogs and reserve the right to add them later
11:09:57: Remarkably for all the trash society (feigns) to throw on people (predomiately women) who CHOSE to work in the sex-industry, @belledejour_uk
11:11:06: makes a very interesting point in her recent interview with @mistressmatisse regarding her "choosen" career 'science' and the
11:12:09: "value" (in both dollars and need) society places on it, to wit:
11:12:35: @mistressmatisse asks: What is the question that no interviewer has yet asked you, that you wish they would? (And what’s the answer?)
11:13:08: @belledejour_uk responds: Belle de Jour: I wish they'd ask what I think of funding in research and academia.
11:13:20: Not everyone in my situation would have chosen this (sex work), but plenty do.
11:13:32: It's a crime when the slightly dim are running the banks into the ground and the truly clever are fighting over a pittance.
11:13:56: People think once you're in science you have a job for life - I know people who sell shoes and make more than me,
11:14:54: ... and I have to fight for my position every year. And we wonder why no one takes climate change science et al. seriously
11:15:11: - it's because scientists are so little valued.
12:19:05: @AlexaRPD Here is a hot, hot, hot photo to add to your tumblr http://tinyurl.com/ygx9p4r
13:01:50: OK I am pimping... @fetlife is giving away 218 kinky X-mas presents! Enter to get yours at http://tinyurl.com/ydxht42
13:03:44: I asked Kinky Santa @fetlife for The Little Devil, erotic videos on http://tinyurl.com/c296td, and BDSM classes http://tinyurl.com/ylpkfp7
13:07:22: RT @SarahBlakeInc: @SilviaMcKenzie They do have little value it seems even though they are so important most scientists dont make much
13:08:59: RT @DirtyGemz: Decided I am going to unfollow a few people, who never respond to me, regardless of how "nice," they are supposed to be.
13:09:50: @DirtyGemz I have noticed, employing TweetDeck and the ability to add columns sure helps with responding to "mentions". Sadly, when using
13:11:06: @DirtyGemz ...my cellular, I miss alot of the "mentions." I also notice a lot of people tweet from their cell phones (easier "on the sly")
13:11:44: @DirtyGemz Not making excuses for people that do not respond to "mentions" purely observations
13:22:50: Trying to dig into my FetLife mail box this eve to sudden rash of responses to my "Butt Boy" Ad. Slow responders? Or guys get anal at X-Mas?
13:27:23: RT @iliveforgoodsex: Cool News -:|:- Ashley Dupre: New Advice Girl in Town? Dear Margo Reacts http://bit.ly/8JPCxh
13:27:40: RT @ingodwetryst: @iliveforgoodsex I don't know if I could roll my eyes any harder at the comments on that article.
13:28:56: @ingodwetryst I will roll my eyes after I stop laughing at the whole article. Talk about the "Sorority" leader sounding a bit jealous.
13:33:16: @ingodwetryst You couldn't get me to comment publicly -- those jealous name callers scare me!!! And I don't have @belledejour_uk finesse...
13:34:14: ~sheesh~ took me 3 post/deletes to get that last tweet right. Talk about flustered.
13:38:28: A number of new posts to my Blog http://tinyurl.com/c5zb9x
17:08:24: OK keepers of the Google Android apps we G1'ers need a screen capture, screenshot, app. PLEASE!!!

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Thursday, December 17, 2009

The folks over at FetLife are playing kinky Santa this year!

218 chances to win something delicious for Christmas. So go sit on Santa's kinky lap.

You can find "Yours Truly's" profile at FetLife under La Femme Fetiche.

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Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2009 per BetweenMySheets

I think my sex-blogger reading list is about to grow leaps and bounds! (Amazon Kindle really needs to add (a simple way to) allow user designated RSS feed and read capabilities to their Kindle functions)

Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2009 as voted on by the folks at BetweenMySheets

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My Police Officer Sex Fantasy

Having a loooong standing sex fantasy involving a patrol police-officer and his cruiser, I about fell off my sofa when I ran across this photo of none other than TwistedMonk. (Oh Mistress Matisse is one lucky lucky girl!!!)

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Crazy Hot Photos!

Found this photo posted on Coquitten's blog and recommended @AlexaRPD add it to the tumblr of hot photos on her website.

There is something so, spur-of-the moment, under-the-table public sex-ish about this photo. The power of a woman to take a man wheresoever she pleases...

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From Twitter 12-16-2009

10:23:35: RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie I can think of no higher honor than to be recycled by one as beautiful as you. Ti amo :)
10:48:35: RT @AlexaRPD: Nothing goes better with a glass of wine (NSFW): http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt7vnalI3X1qa5bvno1_500.jpg
10:49:20: RT @AlexaRPD: Remember your wine etiquette folks. Red wine with cock, white wine with pussy. ;-)
10:50:19: @AlexaRPD And here I thought it was Ice Wine with pussy...
11:19:54: RT @AlexaRPD: @XBBgeekfreak @SilviaMcKenzie @weewillie Maybe we should have a big roundtable discussion about wine & cock/cunt.
11:20:28: @AlexaRPD I volunteer to bring the wine bar.
11:32:20: RT @RaptureVision: Apparently bad luck doesn't really come in threes. You just don't notice it until the third time.
11:32:45: RT @MistressDidi: What are "hoochies-with-whips"? http://bit.ly/DD-Dvd #fetish #bdsm #Domina #Dominance #lifestyle #MistressDidi
11:34:26: I think I just might qualify for the honor of being a "hoochy-with-whips" and other "toys"
13:56:08: RT @MissDuveaux: smallest woke up, had her flu shot, crying her eyes out, kept me firmly nearby, thnx for mommy and food 2 the rescue!
13:57:07: @MissDuveaux Alas, the strongest of Dommes can, in all actually, be reduced to the softest of all creatures by our prodigy.
13:57:32: @MissDuveaux It "humanizes" "us"...
13:58:18: @MissDuveaux Which I, personally, tout as a Lioness's strength
14:02:00: Anybody "with money" want to finance my purchase of a piece of RE in downtown Seattle? $100,000 and I will pay 5% interest
14:02:53: in all honesty, I am about the most secure investment you can make... especially in this economy. Full personal disclosures to investor.
14:40:40: RT @MissDuveaux: @SilviaMcKenzie thats cute and though its my niece her tear-y eyes makes me just want 2 cuddle her back 2 her smiley self
14:41:38: @MissDuveaux Love is Love, whether our children or nieces (semantics really); Dommes that Love are Lionesses - period (and THAT is sexy!)
16:37:51: Blog post over-load, heading to b-e-d. Sleep angles knock me OUT!
16:38:02: RT @SydneyLorenxxx: @SilviaMckenzie and champagne goes with tits right?
16:38:23: @SydneyLorenxxx Undoubtedly!
18:31:11: Yay, sleep found me. Back to bed I go (had to pee)

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